the game is on

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

via serenier · originally by familyfriendlycryingpoems
via daviidluiz · originally by shoryukenme

sixpenceee:

Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

You can watch the full video here

And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

via serenier · originally by sixpenceee

mars-pop:

queenkatiee:

He’s killin it.
Follow him. He’s great.

Give this man a cookie!

via sundaybloody-sunday · originally by queenkatiee

castielonfire:

istoledrewspancakes:

0nechoice:

THANK YOU JENNI HERD

Omg

PERFECTION

via sundaybloody-sunday · originally by 0nechoice
officialunitedstates:

My sister Jenny had finally turned 22 and her birthday gift was rain. 
"Cover your eyes," I said after I showed up unexpectedly at her apartment.  "I have a surprise for you."
After a bit of convincing she went along with it, and I led her down five flights of stairs to the lobby. 
She asked if we could have just taken the elevator.
"You’re not supposed to use the elevator when it’s raining.  I read that once.  I also like how they’re called flights.  Where’s the plane?  Haha."  She didn’t laugh at my joke.  I told her she could open her eyes now and she did. 
"What? Where’s this surprise?" she asked.
"I know how much you like rain.  It’s your birthday and it is raining.  Happy birthday, sis."
She looked out into the bustling, wet street and then gave me a sour look.  I gave her a sweet look.  She walked away.  I walked a way. 
"Look, Jenny, to be honest, I would have bought you a present but my wallet is empty," I said as I reached into my back pocket and showed her my empty wallet.  I had emptied it out the night before but she didn’t need to know that.  I even took out my library card.  That’s not even currency.  I definitely could have left that in there and she still would have thought I was broke.
She looked at the floor, letting her curly blond hair become unfurled, grinned, and then looked back up at me.  “It’s okay, I like your present.  At the very least it shows that you care about me.” 
And that’s how I got away with giving my sister rain for her 22nd birthday so I could buy sixteen globes the next day and smash them all with a baseball bat in the middle of times square.

officialunitedstates:

My sister Jenny had finally turned 22 and her birthday gift was rain. 

"Cover your eyes," I said after I showed up unexpectedly at her apartment.  "I have a surprise for you."

After a bit of convincing she went along with it, and I led her down five flights of stairs to the lobby. 

She asked if we could have just taken the elevator.

"You’re not supposed to use the elevator when it’s raining.  I read that once.  I also like how they’re called flights.  Where’s the plane?  Haha."  She didn’t laugh at my joke.  I told her she could open her eyes now and she did. 

"What? Where’s this surprise?" she asked.

"I know how much you like rain.  It’s your birthday and it is raining.  Happy birthday, sis."

She looked out into the bustling, wet street and then gave me a sour look.  I gave her a sweet look.  She walked away.  I walked a way. 

"Look, Jenny, to be honest, I would have bought you a present but my wallet is empty," I said as I reached into my back pocket and showed her my empty wallet.  I had emptied it out the night before but she didn’t need to know that.  I even took out my library card.  That’s not even currency.  I definitely could have left that in there and she still would have thought I was broke.

She looked at the floor, letting her curly blond hair become unfurled, grinned, and then looked back up at me.  “It’s okay, I like your present.  At the very least it shows that you care about me.” 

And that’s how I got away with giving my sister rain for her 22nd birthday so I could buy sixteen globes the next day and smash them all with a baseball bat in the middle of times square.

via tyymeup · originally by officialunitedstates
via sexgodfroakie · originally by fartgallery
reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

reddlr-trees:

Saw this on the side of a smoke shop in NC, figured it would be appreciated here.

via tyymeup · originally by reddlr-trees

coolator:

castielinablanket:

jeanmarcoing:

boneguts:

clestroying:

lackabond:

parkermurdock:

i have spent 4 years searching for this video

if you can watch this video all the way through then youre a person who should not meddled with

i only last 35 seconds

this is hurting me

i made it through it all out of sheer determination and i am now crying

5 seconds that’s all i could make it everything hurts

how come none of these people use shampoo

via sexgodfroakie · originally by parkermurdock

wichitlantis:

Countdown to Ben’s birthday  (15/074 days to go)
Favorite Moment: “Handsome Poses” at the Star Trek: Into Darkness press conference in Tokyo, Japan (x).

THAT BOTTOM LEFT SMIRK OMG

via sundaybloody-sunday · originally by benedictdaily

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

'Ugh, I hope this one's nice'

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

via tyymeup · originally by theunknown-abyss
p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????


#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

p5stuck:

lovinovargas17:

winchestersons:

ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT WE WERE PLAGUED

BY THAT FREAKING POST

FOR WEEKS

WHEN WE

COULD’VE

HAD

THIS????

#it’s like the ios7 update for a post

via clifford-kitten · originally by nervehellocafe

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

via tyymeup · originally by sixpenceee
allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

allisonilene:

sadhailey:

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

YES

via hi · originally by raduyev

jewicidal:

these are the hottest pics of me in existence

via fakenessnotappreciated · originally by sadgirls2k14