the game is on

firaja:

"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth

via b3ingmisfits · originally by firaja
djanubislive:

lmfao…

djanubislive:

lmfao…

ewprincess:

ewprincess:

me not paying attention during drivers ed

this was done in november of last year. this is from the song first day of my life by bright eyes. this used to be my favorite song, because of you.
i can’t listen to this song anymore, it makes my hands shake.

ewprincess:

ewprincess:

me not paying attention during drivers ed

this was done in november of last year. this is from the song first day of my life by bright eyes. this used to be my favorite song, because of you.

i can’t listen to this song anymore, it makes my hands shake.

via kraft-dinners · originally by ewprincess
via madwoman-without-a-box · originally by animedads
hideneverseek:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

You people are blind. Those are bagpipes

hideneverseek:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

You people are blind. Those are bagpipes

via b3ingmisfits · originally by umbreon-ite
via jakeperaltaofficial · originally by 6gay

jakeperaltaofficial:

kitties-daddie:

daddieskittencream:

bubblegum-and-snowflakes:

daddys-pretty-pink-princess:

javaddvevo:

If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon

AH

HELP

I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)

Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!

wha t the fuck.

via jakeperaltaofficial · originally by mainheaux

officialcrow:

shyshawty:

clestroying:

beben-eleben:

OKAY IM DONE

creme betweens

nkie

crust

via em1ree · originally by theone8888
  • How To Have Sex With A Girl On Her Period: 1.) Grab a towel 2.) Quit being a little bitch.
via veronicavalor · originally by just7up

You don’t, I say, you don’t owe me squat, let’s just get going, let’s just get gone, but he’s
           relentless,
keeps saying  I owe you, says  Your shoes are filling with your own damn blood,
you must want something, just tell me, and it’s yours.
(Wishbone by Richard Siken)

via officialsamwinchester · originally by podalecki

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

via veronicavalor · originally by dajo42

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 
youthinkimadorable:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:


COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people



HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE GIANT MOOSE

youthinkimadorable:

aaronasaurusrex:

iknowyougiggled:

COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH

IM FROM THE FBI

THE FBI

jared stop bothering those people

image

HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE GIANT MOOSE

  • Places I want to be: San Diego Comic-Con
  • Places where I am not: San Diego Comic-Con
via fangirlingoversmosh · originally by thorinds

merster98:

avatargrimes:

systemofadowny:

forsciencejohn:

love-megz:

annetdonahue:

The importance of consent: a narrative.

I will forever reblog this gifset.

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

fire cannot kill a dragon.

that last comment omg

via dammitkendra · originally by misstanwyck