"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
me not paying attention during drivers ed
this was done in november of last year. this is from the song first day of my life by bright eyes. this used to be my favorite song, because of you.
i can’t listen to this song anymore, it makes my hands shake.
Ah yes, the flute
that’s a trumpet
You people are blind. Those are bagpipes
If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon
I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)
Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!
wha t the fuck.
OKAY IM DONE
You don’t, I say, you don’t owe me squat, let’s just get going, let’s just get gone, but he’s
keeps saying I owe you, says Your shoes are filling with your own damn blood,
you must want something, just tell me, and it’s yours.
(Wishbone by Richard Siken)
"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBIjared stop bothering those people
HOLY SHIT THAT IS ONE GIANT MOOSE
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.
fire cannot kill a dragon.
that last comment omg